Character Bios

Jefferton's New Citizens

Tom Peters
Just moved in from Springerton to Jefferton. He is happily married to his wife, Joy. He is always planning out these ideas and takes them to the Mayor in hopes of accomplishing something. In the end, he is always taken advantage of and is left cleaning up the mess.

Joy Peters
An overly obese woman who gets around on a Phat Rascal. She has no regards for Tom and is always verbally abusing him. She ran for Town Webmaster but lost because of Tom. She is so hot, how did Tom end up so lucky?

Joy's Kids
A photo from Life Challenges camp [left to right: Matty, Jared, James] These kids are from Joy's previous marriage. The kids have shown a dislike in Tom, by pelting Christmas ornaments at Tom when he tried to be Santa Claus one year. Aw...look at those boys.

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Jefferton Planning Committee

	The Mayor of Jefferton The Mayor has been in office for many years it seems. He is always taking Tom's ideas as a way to launch his ideas to the City Council, because of this he's managed to nearly burn down all of Jefferton, hurt innocent children, waste the education on monkeys and éclairs, it's endless.
	Terry Said to be 28 years old [adultswim.com] he is the Mayor's nephew. He uses an inhaler, constantly, get it away from him and he'll throw bricks in your face. He single-handedly ruined Tom's ideas for a WW2 Themed restaurant.
	Renee The Mayor's receptionist. Her job, keep people waiting longer than usual. She is very apathetic towards anyone, and would rather be in her little office left alone.
	City Council It is made up by 3 men, from left to right: Vocal, minimally vocal, mime. They always hold their meetings at Gulliver's because of the great discounts! They usually disagree with the Mayor's idea, but are never heard in the matter.

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Channel 5 Only Married News Team

Wayne Skylar & Jan Skylar
The ONLY married news team in the tri-county area of Jefferton. they are indeed a very cute couple, not to mention amazing fashion sense! Jan and Wayne love what they do and have a nice motto: "Our love for local news can only be matched by our love for each other!"

Jefferton Citizens

	Bear Trap Brothers The Bear Trap brothers seemed to be in competition with each other, especially since their store was side by side. They supplied the Mayor with many bear traps to keep the children safe of criminals! However...many were injured. They did however performa BEAUTIFUL play for the Council members
	Zynx Owner of Zynx Appliances, trying to dominate the appliance racket with flashy commercials. He was self-elected Mayor for a day until the BIG showdown where Zynx was sadly defeated by scheduling. "I AM ZYNX!!!"
	Bill-Joel Owner of Capt'n Bill Joel's Pet Emporium, where he had a big sale with only one dog that he managed to con Tom into buying. He likes reading Tattoo magazines secretly...
	Stamps Stamps the Matchmaker of Toodle Day! For a dog, he sure was a smart pup! He managed to learn all the complex seating charts, pairing dogs by breed and mutual attraction, and he was a bachelor! Sadly, due to the Mayor's garish chariot he was taken down in his prime. We may never know how ready he was for Toodle Day.
	Pat Croeche The Owner of Jester's Joke Shop! He was entrusted by Tom to watch his Rats Off To Ya Kiosk while he went to the bathroom. Croeche, however, had plans of his own and stole the idea and made millions by selling the shirt as a Jester's brand name. What a sly fox!
	Crazy Pete A very strange citizen indeed, was found at the Christmas Grievances meeting complaining about not needing Jeff Bridges to put music to his poems. People often wonder if he is the same Pete of "Pete'z Zah"
	Benjamin Kaplan The Appraiser on the show "How Much?" He appraises the finest lost treasures! He has seen many rarities and is highly esteemed and sought after when wanting a price on an antique. However, if you guess the value of the object incorrectly you will get slimed.
	Bronze Guy Worker at the Bronzing Plant. Seems like a wise guy but really a gentleman especially when you start sneezing your brains oout "Godblessya!"
	Roy the Music Guy Roy is a one man marching band, with his amazing marching abilities, he brings joy and comfort to all our hearts. Without Roy there would be no celebration!

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