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by **sauceegman** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:00 am

keepleft wrote:Doug,

Were Tim and Eric ever rebirthed?

If so, what were their original names?

-Lillian

Of course they were. Their real names were never relinquished.

by **sauceegman** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:03 am

Rat Trapper John wrote:Dougie Poo, What is the name of the newscasting couple that Tim and Eric portray on TGTTM? The gal's name is Jan. What's her last name?

Oh, great question! The newscasting couple is called Ted Koppel. We finally got to the bottom of this.

by **Rat Trapper John** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:52 am

sauceegman wrote:
Rat Trapper John wrote:Dougie Poo, What is the name of the newscasting couple that Tim and Eric portray on TGTTM? The gal's name is Jan. What's her last name?

Oh, great question! The newscasting couple is called Ted Koppel. We finally got to the bottom of this.

Is there any chance that the newscasting couple will make a sex instructional video? I really didn't learn much from the Mayor's of :
¬_¬

&

( Of course you may have a suggestion of some alternative sex education film. )

by **sauceegman** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:39 pm

Rat Trapper John wrote:
sauceegman wrote:
Rat Trapper John wrote:Dougie Poo, What is the name of the newscasting couple that Tim and Eric portray on TGTTM? The gal's name is Jan. What's her last name?

Oh, great question! The newscasting couple is called Ted Koppel. We finally got to the bottom of this.
Is there any chance that the newscasting couple will make a sex instructional video? I really didn't learn much from the Mayor's of :
& ( Of course you may have a suggestion of some alternative sex education film. )

not sure why you keep asking me this.

NO they will not be making a sex video EVER! eew! >:O

by **Ravenne** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:40 pm

I just read that....Rat...what the heck is your fixation with the Skylars?

Granted Jan has the beauty and voice of the Sirens and Wayne is tall dark and handsome but geez...that's just scary.

by **AaronJohnson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:50 am

Dougie Boy,

If Tim and Eric were a tree, what kind of tree would Tim and Eric be?

by **Ravenne** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:05 am

Querido Douglas,

Did you end up trying to hang out with Tim? Or did that backfire and did you proceed to break in?

:-*

don't hurt me :-*

~R

by **Rat Trapper John** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:34 pm

sauceegman wrote:
Rat Trapper John wrote:
sauceegman wrote:
Rat Trapper John wrote:Dougie Poo, What is the name of the newscasting couple that Tim and Eric portray on TGTTM? The gal's name is Jan. What's her last name?

Oh, great question! The newscasting couple is called Ted Koppel. We finally got to the bottom of this.
Is there any chance that the newscasting couple will make a sex instructional video? I really didn't learn much from the Mayor's of :
& ( Of course you may have a suggestion of some alternative sex education film. )

not sure why you keep asking me this.
NO they will not be making a sex video EVER! eew!

They look so good together. That's a shame!
:'(

by **sauceegman** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:04 pm

AaronJohnson wrote:Dougie Boy,

If Tim and Eric were a tree, what kind of tree would Tim and Eric be?

Great question. Well together they would be:

but seperately:

hey, YOU asked...

by **AaronJohnson** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:57 am

Wow, that was such an artful response... It represents so well how they are able to quell the infernos of anger and frustration (and sexual anxiety) inside of one another.

by **Rat Trapper John** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:30 am

AaronJohnson wrote:Wow, that was such an artful response... It represents so well how they are able to quell the infernos of anger and frustration (and sexual anxiety) inside of one another.

Yeah! It's what having a woody is all about.

by **Belch** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:02 pm

At some point did you ever want the show to be called "Doug goes to the Mayor"?

by **AGENT-ADAIR** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:11 am

tim with or without the beard?eric with or without the beard?

should they keep their beards?

by **tom_is_the_man** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:47 am

When it comes to Tim and Eric, do blondes really have more fun?

by **AaronJohnson** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:36 pm

Doug again,

What was the last serious, completely non-jocular conversation Tim and Eric had with one another about? Have you ever seen legitimate tension build between them? Or are they truly BFF?

-Double A Ron.

by **MaitreDico** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:01 am

Yo Doug!

Will there ever be an available mp3 of the full KANDLEKRUSH song? 8-)

Thanks!

by **sauceegman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:33 am

Belch wrote:At some point did you ever want the show to be called "Doug goes to the Mayor"?

Of course!

by **sauceegman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:37 am

AGENT-ADAIR wrote:tim with or without the beard?eric with or without the beard? should they keep their beards?

honestly, i prefer the beards but maybe i'm just jealous.

by **Toodle_Gal** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:08 am

Doug - were your mother and mine separated at birth?

After hearing her answering machine message, I'm convinced. My mom leaves the same paranoid messages on my machine about my friends.

Do you have any Canadian ancestry? I hear a slightly familiar twang.

by **AGENT-ADAIR** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:13 pm

who is the most in touch with the ladies?i think eric,with his cunning witt and pugnacious smile goes over swimingly with the ladies (i just started english,i spoke american).

by **stolb3rg** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:08 pm

Doug.... If Tim and Eric arm wrestled, who would win?

by **Belch** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:15 am

sauceegman wrote:
Belch wrote:At some point did you ever want the show to be called "Doug goes to the Mayor"?

Of course!

Ok so then why didn't you?
I just want to know....did eric take the stick to you when you posted the idea?

by **sauceegman** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:51 am

Belch wrote:
sauceegman wrote:
Belch wrote:At some point did you ever want the show to be called "Doug goes to the Mayor"?

Of course!
Ok so then why didn't you?
I just want to know....did eric take the stick to you when you posted the idea?

Ok, honestly, I never wanted to go to the Mayor. I would actually prefer a spin off show called Doug goes to Gibbons. Just him and I, hangin' out.

by **sauceegman** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:13 am

q: Doug.... If Tim and Eric arm wrestled, who would win?
a: if they wrestled righty, eric, lefty, tim... maybe eric.

q: who is the most in touch with the ladies? i think eric,with his cunning witt and pugnacious smile goes over swimingly with the ladies.
a: it's close. they're both pullin' in huge numbers. gotta check my chart.

q: Doug - were your mother and mine separated at birth?
a: send DNA sample. use cotton swab.

After hearing her answering machine message, I'm convinced. My mom leaves the same paranoid messages on my machine about my friends.

Do you have any Canadian ancestry? I hear a slightly familiar twang.
a: i do have canadian ancestry but only when traveling in europe.

q: Will there ever be an available mp3 of the full KANDLEKRUSH song?
a: hard to tell. i do have an .aif file of the song... not sure if we have the technology to rip and mp3 from it. maybe when my new dell arrives.

q: What was the last serious, completely non-jocular conversation Tim and Eric had with one another about?
a: well there's no joking around when it comes to ordering lunch.

q: Have you ever seen legitimate tension build between them? Or are they truly BFF?
a: i've only felt tension between them. it was last week on the kickball diamond. coulda been jocular or jock-ular.

q: When it comes to Tim and Eric, do blondes really have more fun?
a: they say gentlemen prefer blondes... blondes also prefer to be gentlemen, so yeah. us blondes have more fun than those filthy brunettes.

by **AGENT-ADAIR** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:03 am

If T&E had a dance off,who would win?

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