Make your silly queries for Doug here!!!

[Smaddy]

Q: have Tim and/or Eric doused themselves in baby oil and bear hugged you until the sun went down?
A: well, slathered is a better word.

Q: h yeah, have Tim/Eric ever mistaken you for a plant?
A: no they correctly identified my as a plant... at comicon. i was in the audience.

and you're an editor? I should delete that post right now. errors.

He's making new words for the english language! Let the man change history!!

No, it's wods... please get it right. Kthx.

[sauceegman]

douse also dowse  
v. doused, also dowsed dous·ing, dows·ing dous·es, dows·es
v. tr.
1. To plunge into liquid; immerse. See Synonyms at dip.
2. To wet thoroughly; drench.

slath·er   

tr.v. Informal slath·ered, slath·er·ing, slath·ers
3. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.


plant, tr.v. plant·ed, plant·ing, plants

7. To station (a person) for the purpose of functioning in secret, as by observing, spying, or influencing behavior: Detectives were planted all over the store.

[amber]

Sorry kids, log out of the chatroom and open a dictionary. Where are my errors?

Q: h yeah, have Tim/Eric ever mistaken you for a plant?
A: no they correctly identified my as a plant... at comicon. i was in the audience.

What about capitalization and punctuation?













I'm joking. You're alright, Doug.

[sauceegman]

Ok, you win, i spelled "me" wrong.
But capitalizing? C'mon.... this is the internet.

[Ravenne]

Sorry kids, log out of the chatroom and open a dictionary. Where are my errors?

douse also dowse  
v. doused, also dowsed dous·ing, dows·ing dous·es, dows·es
v. tr.
1. To plunge into liquid; immerse. See Synonyms at dip.
2. To wet thoroughly; drench.

slath·er   

tr.v. Informal slath·ered, slath·er·ing, slath·ers
3. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.


plant, tr.v. plant·ed, plant·ing, plants

7. To station (a person) for the purpose of functioning in secret, as by observing, spying, or influencing behavior: Detectives were planted all over the store.

Oh what, so now you're too good for chatrooms? Why you gotta be illin' on chats huh? What'd they eva do to you? HUH?!

WELL!?!?!??!?!



Anyhow, Doug has a new job, he must go through all the posts ever made in Jefferton and edit the errors out.

Good luck Doug!!!!!!!!

[Smaddy]

Sorry kids, log out of the chatroom and open a dictionary. Where are my errors?

Don't be haterizin'. Kthxbai.

[Rat Trapper John]

Dictionary

[amber]

I actually have a real question for you. You probably wont answer seriously becasue of the interweb litigation and photoshop wars, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

Are we ever going to get to know The Mayor's real name?

I want to thank you in advance for your honest answer.

[Roddimus]

Doug,
Asides from Tom, what are Tim and Eric's favorite Adult Swim shows?

[sauceegman]

Q: Are we ever going to get to know The Mayor's real name?

I want to thank you in advance for your honest answer.

A: His name is Mike.... or is it Jimmy? one of those two. Mark???... something like that.

I would like to subsequently thank you for asking an actual question.

Q: Doug, Asides from Tom, what are Tim and Eric's favorite Adult Swim shows?

A: I'll refer you to Spork's previous question and my fake answer. (cuz i really don't know)
Dear Doug,

Do Tim & Eric like any other shows on [adult swin]? If so, which ones do you know of? (will come up with better questions later).

ROTY,
-Spork

Spork,

Of course they do, all of them equally. Tim especially likes Family Guy and Eric is a major Robot Chicken nutt... even though toys are for little children.

[Escalante]

Doug, would you ever consider ________censored_________ down with a bunch of __censored_____? Would ya, would ya you ___expeltive deleted__?

Hey, Keep your fantasies to yourself joop.

[Roddimus]

Doug,
Have Tim and/or Eric ever tried to breakdance?

[Ravenne]

Dear eFax guy,


uh...............




If you ever found yourself in a situation where you, tim, and eric, were stuck on an island or uhm something cliche....and you had to turn cannibal, how would you garnish tim and eric?

What would your T&E recipe be?


sincerely,

~Me

[Roddimus]

Doug,
Why haven't Tim and Eric been riding your ass to answer these questions as frequently as you originally promised?

[sauceegman]

Q: Doug,
Have Tim and/or Eric ever tried to breakdance?

A: Yes of course, Eric is more a "popper" while Tim is a "locker".

Q: Dear eFax guy,


uh...............


If you ever found yourself in a situation where you, tim, and eric, were stuck on an island or uhm something cliche....and you had to turn cannibal, how would you garnish tim and eric?

What would your T&E recipe be?


sincerely,

~Me

A: uh...............


Well, in that situation, I'm sure Tim and Eric would choose to eat me as they are a comedy duo... and I'm just the eFax guy. So I would say they would probably make Doug Nuggets out of my thigh meat as to keep me alive for a while until help came or until Dr. Jack Shephard saved me. Oh, a garnish.... definitely Ranch Dressing.

Q: Doug,
Why haven't Tim and Eric been riding your ass to answer these questions as frequently as you originally promised?

A: Probably because the questions are lame, like the breakdancing one.

[amber]

Hey Dougg,

Do Tim and Eric want more people to ask you questions?

[Rat Trapper John]

Yeah, do they?

[sauceegman]

Q: Hey Dougg,

Do Tim and Eric want more people to ask you questions?

A: Yes, but I feel like maybe my answers were letting people down, so people stopped asking.

Q: Yeah, do they?
No.

[Keggs]

Doug,

Do you like the popular TV show "Doug"?

[jivetrain]

every time i see you in tim and eric's videos you look very unhappy. how badly do they treat you?

and don't use that excuse about how you just fell down the stairs. (stairs don't leave brass knuckle marks that spell out 'tim')

[sauceegman]

Q: Do you like the popular TV show "Doug"?

A: Absolutely not, our lawyers are working this out, hopefully we won't have to go to court. I do like the show "Reba" though.

Q: every time i see you in tim and eric's videos you look very unhappy. how badly do they treat you?

and don't use that excuse about how you just fell down the stairs. (stairs don't leave brass knuckle marks that spell out 'tim')

A: I look very unhappy because I'm acting, but thanks for noticing my great acting abilities. They do treat me horribly though, but I am still very happy as I am a masochist.

Tim actually has a stairway that spells out 'tim' as he is a narcissist.

[Roddimus]

Doug,
Do Tim and Eric have plans to give you a speaking role in the show anytime soon?

[steven]

Hey Doug,

Do you think Tim and Eric are good bosses?

[sauceegman]

Q: Doug,
Do Tim and Eric have plans to give you a speaking role in the show anytime soon?

A: Not sure but hopefully this question will put it in their mindshare to get me a speaking role. Thank you.

Q: Hey Doug,

Do you think Tim and Eric are good bosses?

A: No, they're more than good bosses, they're great bosses. I've had many a boss and none of them have ever held my hand through an online poker addiction like these two gentleman have. I'm a lucky dude. For serious.

[venerable27]

Mr. Doug:

Do you think racist humor is a way of celebrating our difference and thus allowing us all to join together in the spirit of harmonious brotherhood, or is this foul dragon a two-headed beast that only serves to stimulate the negative stereotyping and socioeconomic strife it lampoons? Uh, and do Tim and Eric like ice cream?