Episode 509 - "Greene Machine" Discussion

[shanetheclassic]

Tairy Greene stars in Little Dancin’ Man, not to be confused with Little Danson Man.
(Guest starring: LeVar Burton, Peter Cetera, David Cross, Ted Danson, Zach Galifianakis, Richard Marx)



lots of guests in this one, looks good

mods please delete the other discussion topic as it was a big FAIL...or just make me a mod...since i spend the most time on this site lol

for your unemployment

[Son of Joy]

i knew the other topic was a load of whore's shit. this is the real deal! looks awesome, can't wait!

Geordi on T&E!!!

[shanetheclassic]

I know him more from

[hzn_brq]

elliot gould's a very very good friend of mine

[TheLazenby]

Why do I have the terrible feeling that Eric has murdered Tairy Greene?

[DeeRoozle]

Deleted that other shitty thread that was an embarrassment to me personally as well as the whole forum and stickied this far superior version of it.



OMG, fuck! I can't wait for tonight's episode. I love all of the men appearing in it with all my heart. All of them. Me and my friends are going to guffaw like a bunch of yoncies.

Anyone else thing that T&E appear to be playing their characters from "Innernette"? I hope this is the case. I have missed Tim's voice in that bit (it sounds like it almost hurts him to move his mouth).

[oshirt!]

Holy Fucking Jeepers! This episode was fucking rad: Levar Burton, Ted Danson, Peter Cetera!! Jimmy Pardo's gonna love this episode.

[Capn_Nacho]

The last joke (with Eric's character dying) was uncomfortably similar to the joke from the end of "Stuntmen", which I imagine must be intentional. Somehow.

Otherwise, this 'sode was a total blast. The trailer for Little Dancing Man was astonishingly funny, The Ghost of LeVar Burton was incredible. Little Danson man was a pretty good one, too, and the entire concept of the Greene Machine was brilliant.

Only one 'sode left!

[Punk]

I really liked this episode. Even though Zach didn't steal the show like I was expecting, it was very enjoyable to see T&E innernette personas, plus great guests all around.

I loved the temperature part especially. Wonder what they'll do for the finale? Does anyone remember when the season 3 finale was supposed to be half-hour long according to adult swims schedule?

[Punk]

Holiday half an hour episode for finale next week.

[Couk]

Yeah, either Tim or Eric confirmed that it was a "two-parter" finale.

This episode was brilliant for the following reasons

-Every word and noise that came out of Tairy's mouth. Step ball CHHEEEEAAAANGE!!!!!
-"The Star Trek" and "The Cheers"
-The bit where Daid Cross reels off the various small things that tiny Danson will recieve
-The fact that 2 Tairy Tokens cost about $80
-The same smiling glance the black fellow in the infomercial did to the camera 4 or 5 times
-"We're having a Tairy Greene Film Festival." *depressed glance into distance*
-The nearly identical crash scenes in Danicin/Danson and the equally banal statements the actors make before the cars hit

But it fell down becuzzz of:
-The music videos. I mean they were an accurate parody of that sort of thing but wherez da funnies? Might have been better if I knew who the singers were.
-Too many re-used ideas. The number entry thing was just like the Midi Organiser, Cleaning up all the brown water and popcorn at the end just reminded me of D-Pants, and the Eric dying was very Stuntmen. Intentional or otherwise, T+E have so many original ideas, it seems all the more odd that they'd recycle like that. I would, however, have accepted an "I don't cleam" reference. Theres no pleasing some people

All in all though, top notch! Nice to see the Internette boys again. I look forward to us all developing OCD and ranking the quall-ity of the season 5 episodes next week

[TheLazenby]

I personally saw no similarities to "Stuntmen"... I mean Jesus, how many times has Eric died at the end of an episode? I didn't get a D-Pants vibe from the brown water either - I thought that was brilliant, and just made the episode that much more bizarre.

And yes, the music videos are MUCH funnier if you know who Richard Marx and Peter Cetera are. Someone needs to revisit the Eighties.

[DrippingsVithGoo]

i knew the other topic was a load of whore's shit. this is the real deal! looks awesome, can't wait!

Wow, um.. I think I'm definitely done with this forum. My instincts are always pretty right-on and I don't think this forum is very kind or respectful to females. I think some of you think you're being "Tim and Eric-y".... but in reality they're grown men and don't act that way.
So... keep sharing your nightly dreams, boys. You seem to have more than the normal female. I've met and befriended more T&E fans at a different website anyway.
Have fun, the 3 or 4 of you. haha
You can even delete my account I don't care.

[Son of Joy]

^ What was that all about? ^

Was it my "whore's shit" comment? Men can be whores too (points to the Rob Schneider's successful film series). God forbid there be odd goofy dirty talk on a T&E board devoted to two entertainers who pride themselves in presenting vomit, poop jokes and child clown abuse jokes.

I don't see how my comment = not being kind and respectful to females but... whatever. There are female members here besides yourself (if you're reading this) and I've seen them treated equally as any other member. Any arguments that may have arisen (remembering back to vanessamarie in the 508 topic) were based on comments, not a person's sex. In fact, most members here haven't even shared who or what they are because it doesn't matter.

Shame to lose such a fun member over a issue that I find to be non-existent at these boards.

[TheLazenby]

Jesus Christ, Drippings... WTF is your problem? Could his T&E reference be any more obvious?

Goddamn, I hate stoners.

[Son of Joy]

It was partial T&E, partial Angry Video Game Nerd

To quote the AVGN episode:

I didn't say 'horseshit' I said 'whore shit', like a whore taking a shit.

Yes yes, it is a dirty thing to type. But then again, we all watch a show about grown men pooping their pants.

[vanessamarie]

Oh son of a bitch. What's going on now? Drippings, hun, you may have taken what SonofJoy said a little too personal, but I don't he meant anything by it. He's the nicest member ON this forum. When I got ganged up on about that nonsense a few sodes ago, I didn't want to come back either. I changed my mind though because of you two. Don't leave.
SonofJoy, I don't think you said anything wrong, don't sweat it.
I think everyone needs to chill out. I know that we're all upset the show is ending, but it'd be nice if there wasn't a fight every other episode.

ABOUT the episode, I really liked it. I loved all the guests, liked the Zach bit, I died laughing about both of the car crashes and I love that Eric's wrappings kept getting larger. I don't think the death scene was too similar to before, as it was relevant to Eric cutting his hands and losing loads of blood.

[PetiteFeet]

I'm going to be completely random and first say that I love the Angry Video Game Nerd videos. And I am female, if that counts for anything

With that said, last night's episode delivered quite a few giggles. Little Dancing Man was great, as was the ending. I loved the old lady - "What am I s'posed to do? Who am I?" lol!

[Psilocybin]

-The nearly identical crash scenes in Danicin/Danson and the equally banal statements the actors make before the cars hit

"As you know, I keep all my cash in gold, so..."

[TheLazenby]

Man... the world of "Awesome Show" is really wrapping up in a bitter way, isn't it?

Eric's Innernette character just died of blood loss, Casey was revived and fell apart, Uncle Muscles walked off his show in disgust... what's next, Spagett spooks the wrong person and gets a shot to the head?!

[hzn_brq]

I don't know why but this is my favorite episode of the season. I can't stop watching it. little dancin' man through little danson man (especially the infomercial stuff in between) is THE BEST five minutes of the season.

[SkaterFTF]

Little DANSON Man did it for me. Pretty good episode but I thought it was going to be better.

I also like the tokens part and the mopping part.

[hzn_brq]

this is the best episode of the season

[shanetheclassic]

this is the best episode of the season

bulls-eye

[DeeRoozle]

i knew the other topic was a load of whore's shit. this is the real deal! looks awesome, can't wait!

Wow, um.. I think I'm definitely done with this forum. My instincts are always pretty right-on and I don't think this forum is very kind or respectful to females. I think some of you think you're being "Tim and Eric-y".... but in reality they're grown men and don't act that way.
So... keep sharing your nightly dreams, boys. You seem to have more than the normal female. I've met and befriended more T&E fans at a different website anyway.
Have fun, the 3 or 4 of you. haha
You can even delete my account I don't care.

Wow, I'd hate to see how you reacted to Tim and Eric's own PSA for "Whore's Milk". Silliest reason to leave a forum ever.
Oh well, have fun at the other site with more fan friends. The 3 or 4 of us here will hug each other tenderly until we fall asleep.

Ah, spoogeet.