I love tacos and burritos, but both are limited in their scope. Pizza, meanwhile, can be anything. Pizza can even be taco flavored! At the moment, my go-to is a half tomato pie, half hawaiian. Cold soda is good, but it'll rot your teeth. I'd rather be fat on pizza than have to get cold soda cavities filled.
1: Pizza Perhaps one of the only truly perfect foods. Not only is pizza a tringular shaped food item that is customarily adorned with cheese and festive meats [and sometimes vegetables], it also functions as an important litmus test. A litmus test for friendship and humanity. If someone comes up to me to and claims to be anti-pizza I am immediately forced to consider them some as kind of rapist/terrorist scum. It really does make me suspicious. You'd better have some allergy keeping you from pizza, or else you have no excuse.
2: Soda. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love beverages!
3: Tacos. Fun to eat. Fun to say. Can crumble and lose contents but that should not be a problem if you have a fork or experience. Ethnic.