Pizza Vs. Tacos Vs. Burritos Vs. Cold Soda

[the_krinker]

Vote on the food fight of the year!!!

[Vote your favorites in order]

[Son of Joy]

Pizza.

I love tacos and burritos, but both are limited in their scope. Pizza, meanwhile, can be anything. Pizza can even be taco flavored! At the moment, my go-to is a half tomato pie, half hawaiian. Cold soda is good, but it'll rot your teeth. I'd rather be fat on pizza than have to get cold soda cavities filled.

[Rang Dipkin]

1: Pizza
Perhaps one of the only truly perfect foods. Not only is pizza a tringular shaped food item that is customarily adorned with cheese and festive meats [and sometimes vegetables], it also functions as an important litmus test. A litmus test for friendship and humanity. If someone comes up to me to and claims to be anti-pizza I am immediately forced to consider them some as kind of rapist/terrorist scum. It really does make me suspicious. You'd better have some allergy keeping you from pizza, or else you have no excuse.

2: Soda. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love beverages!

3: Tacos. Fun to eat. Fun to say. Can crumble and lose contents but that should not be a problem if you have a fork or experience. Ethnic.

4: Burritos. No hard feelings. but ya stink!

[Son of Joy]

Pizza is the clear winner. Unless some asshole soda lovers come in and ruin it all.

To celebrate pizza's win, I present: Neeeeeeeil Haaaaaaamburger pizza pranks!