Tim and Eric Billion Dollar Movie: Script First Page Reveal

[Neil_Hamburger]

Hey everybody I'm a long time lurker first time poster and a huge fan of Tim and Eric

I'm here to bring you a semi interesting proposition and a question.

Tim and Eric themselves posted an image of the cover of The Billion Dollar movie script on their facebook page, and because of the lighting you could sort of see the lettering underneath, but not enough to read it successfully.

After some meddling around in Photoshop, I've been able to get the settings right, where I can get some of the text good enough to read (that is if you squint at it enough, dechiphering it took time and patience...).

What I've managed to get so far is a gist of the opening scene of Billion Dollar Movie (it doesn't reveal the plot or anything) and who is starring in the opening scene, and some other minor details.

Alot of it is still hazy but it is quite interesting no doubt to you fellow fans...

I post here for guidance...

Would it be disrespectful of Tim and Eric to post my findings here? (They did after all post the image of the script themselves, although it was unreadable in its original form....)

Should I post my findings? Don't get your hopes too high, alot of it still seems hazy and unreadable, but it is enough to go on, to get an idea of what the opening scene is going to look like and who it is going to star....

Post or no post?

[Rang Dipkin]

Hmmm. I dunno. A tough ethical and moral question indeed.

Post with spoilers and warnings in light text if you do decide to share it openly.

I know the image you're talking about, it's slightly opaque. When I looked at it I thought I could vaguely make out the name Jeff Goldblum.

Welcome to the boards, dude.

[Neil_Hamburger]

Thanks
As I said, what I have so far, isn't a great deal, it's only a little more than we know already
If anybody want's my edited images to have a crack at it just ask
however I don't want to annoy Tim and Eric in any way, so if the powers that be want this taken down I'd be more than happy to do so...
anyway here is the little I've managed to get from the opening scene




HAZY HALF SPOILERS AHOY:













(*Schlesong, (I don't think this is the right spelling but this is the best I can read it) is a type of chair of some sort...I find it strange however that it's not Cinco who have sponsored the movie...)

The following edit??

Congratulation! The following ?Schlesong? Production cost ONE BILLION DOLLARS to produce. Please relax and enjoy the most expensive movie ever made! But first, please pay attention to the following…

?Before? Movie ?Beaver Boys? OR Theater commercial ?? plays

(I can’t read until snippets of next paragraph)

Jeff Goldblum: (/First sentence) I’m Jeff Goldblum (mention of a ?Shclesong? chair a lot)

Jeff Goldblum holds a smile a little too long

Jeff Goldblum [CONTND]
The ?Schlesong?? super seat is a revolutionary new way to watch a film. This theatre is ?? equipped with the Schlesong for the ultimate in ?? theatre ?comfort?



END OF SORT OF SPOILER...






As I said nothing revolutionary and I'm going to keep trying to decipher the second paragraph but that's sort of who/what you can expect from the opening....

[shanetheclassic]

And I thought I was a huge fan

I for one like to wait for a movie to come out before I watch anything about it, even teaser/trailers

so I will not read what you put, though I don't have a problem with it.

The way I see it, they put the picture up, so they can't get mad that you did what you did

[Son of Joy]

Good, dare I say, great job!

I did the same a while back and saw the same stuff. Really excited for the movie, can't believe it has already been filmed!