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by **Nintendork** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:00 pm

You look kind of like my friend's dad. His porn smells like salmon.

by **Ravenne** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:01 pm

I thought it was "He's poor and smells like salmon"?

Ah well, funny either way.

by **Nintendork** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:10 pm

Meh, you'd probably know better, but I thought that's what he said.

by **Poor_Tom** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:37 pm

"You smell like poop."
"Are those pleated pants?"
"Your kind of short for a man."
"You look like my best friends dad; hes poor and smells like salmon."
"I like peperoni, and sausage and parmesan cheese, and marinara sauce"
"Do you like soda?"
"Are there bats in there?"
"You face looks weird."
"I live in a house with a back door and a front door!"
"You have an ugly neck."
"Is this a toy car?"
"This project sucks."
"My inhaler!!!!"
These are the only one liner terry quotes that i could remember, but i think their fairly accurate. Which one is everyones favorite?

by **amber** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:42 pm

"You have an ugly neck."

by **Ravenne** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:57 pm

"I live in a house with a back door and a front door!"

by **Thrudvang** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:28 pm

"Are there bats in here?"

Annoying kids always ask that

by **monkyfart** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:13 pm

You smell like poop.... definitly!!!

by **PhilKenSebben** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:08 pm

Ravenne wrote:"I live in a house with a back door and a front door!"

I love that one..

by **Escalante** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:20 pm

I want the worlds longest ski-ball too. And a cool flame shirt like Terry's.

by **Escalante** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:30 pm

MY INHALER!

by **schwarzbrille** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:00 pm

My favourite Terry quote is:

"I hate my hands."

WTF!

by **Poor_Tom** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:46 pm

How in the world could i have forgotten "I hate my hands"

The first time i heard that, i couldnt control my laughter

But then again, all of terry's random one liners are instant classics "Your face looks weird"

by **amber** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:21 pm

Oooh, "I hate my hands" is my favorite. I had forgotten about that one.

by **joop** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:48 pm

Why are you guys so inquisitive?

by **Nintendork** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:05 pm

Why don't I know what inquisitive means?

by **joop** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:41 pm

Nintendork wrote:Why don't I know what inquisitive means?

Because your a big stupid dumb BUTT!

by **counterspell** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:52 pm

They should have Terry come back in one the new episodes.

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