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by **Ravenne** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:11 pm

All right, post your questions here!

by **PhilKenSebben** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:17 pm

Mr. Warenheim

What does it take to get into film school? Is it expensive as normal college?

thanks, mike

by **Poor_Tom** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:18 pm

Hey Eric, so is there anything that you can exclusively reveal about the new tgttm episodes? Also, in the interview that you guys just conducted, you said something about giving away free scripts. Could you by any chance e-mail me the porcelain birds script

If you decline, ill have no other choice but to boycott the show >:O

Cmon, you can trust me with the script

by **schwarzbrille** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:32 pm

Guten Abend, Eric! Wie geht es Ihnen?

I just have to ask, whose crotch are we seeing grabbed in the commercials?? Come on, you can tell us! We love you!

And also, any chance of you or Tim (or both!) making a South by Southwest appearance next year?? The party was great, and even Dana Snyder said he wished y'all were there! What can I say - Texas loves Tom!

Danke schoen fur die Antworten! Ich liebe Ihr Erscheinen!

Yours,
Megan
[schwarzbrille]

by **Reem** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:16 am

hello sir

would u and tim be willing to come to boston?

by **amber** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:50 am

Hi Eric.

If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what word would you choose?

Your chum,

Amber

by **Reem** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:03 pm

hmmmm do u like little things... because ur so tall?

if so add me to ur colection i am 4,11

by **Old-Fashion-Friend** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:13 pm

Hey Eric,

I love your show. Did you always want to be a cartoon producer and what inspired you.

Yes, I know thats an unoriginal question, but I'm an unoriginal guy.

THAnX !

by **Escalante** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:26 pm

Eric, What's the latest word about your pending lawsuit against Tim Heidecker for ownership rights to "Humpers?" Will there be a trial or do expect a settlement?

by **GlazedBasement** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:24 pm

Hey Eric,

Is this whole lawsuit against Tim thing a joke?

by **DaveyWavey** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:16 pm

Dear Eric,

I have a two part question. The two parts aren't related. I just didn't want to ask two questions.

Part one: What is your absolute favorite book of all time?

Part two: Who is your absolute favorite musical artist?

Thanks,
DaveyWavey

by **WithoutLips** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:16 pm

Dear Eric,

What part can I play in keeping my neighborhood safe for my nieces and nephews?

by **Ranting_Ranter_Man_1** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:26 pm

Ravenne wrote:All right, post your questions here!

ERIC.

Its you.

by **Roddimus** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:54 am

Eric,
Could you post what you think is the funniest picture of you and/or Tim?
I just lost my call center job today (they didn't renew my, or anyone elses, contract), and I could use something to lighten my spirits.
Lord knows you guys are well adept at doing so!

by **steven** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:06 pm

HIIIII!!!!!!!

Q:
What does it take to get into film school? Is it expensive as normal college?

A:
I went to a film school where it was very easy to get in. I anwsered "C" to every question in the reading comprehension portion of my entrance exam. The made me take a remidial english class! TRUE STORY. very embarassing.

Q:
Hey Eric, so is there anything that you can exclusively reveal about the new tgttm episodes?

A:
TOTALLY! We just finished an episode calle "Gibbons" It's about Tom's annoying college buddy that comes to visit. He's TINY!!!!

Q:
I just have to ask, whose crotch are we seeing grabbed in the commercials?? Come on, you can tell us! We love you!

And also, any chance of you or Tim (or both!) making a South by Southwest appearance next year?? The party was great, and even Dana Snyder said he wished y'all were there! What can I say - Texas loves Tom!

A:
It's Tim's crotch. His stunt double called out sick that day. We will be there. We have a show called "hyper sexuality" It rules!

Q:
would u and tim be willing to come to boston?

A:
We are writing a live show right now. So get ready for us.

Q:
If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what word would you choose?

A:
Crickets!

Q:
hmmmm do u like little things... because ur so tall?

A:
I like small boobs sometimes.

Q:
I love your show. Did you always want to be a cartoon producer and what inspired you.

A: I never wanted to be a cartoon producer. I wanted to be Akira Kurasawa. And I'm inspired by many things. Funny and not so funny. Right now I want to make Tom a serious show with NO jokes. Would you be into that? Maybe for one episode?

Q:
Eric, What's the latest word about your pending lawsuit against Tim Heidecker for ownership rights to "Humpers?" Will there be a trial or do expect a settlement?

A:
There will totally be a trial. I'm sueing the shit out of him. More info to come...

Q:
Is this whole lawsuit against Tim thing a joke?

A: I never joke about Humpers. It's very near and dear to my heart and I take it very seriously. Tim is just plain wrong!

Q:
Part one: What is your absolute favorite book of all time?

Part two: Who is your absolute favorite musical artist?

A:
Internet for Dummies
The Tim Heidecker Masterpiece

Q:
What part can I play in keeping my neighborhood safe for my nieces and nephews?

A:
You can do a lot. First start a "safe hood" commitee. I have done one in my neighborhood. Everyone who lives there wears huge orange helmets. That way if we see soemone without a helmet, we know they are an outside and NOT wanted! We shoot them.

Q:
Could you post what you think is the funniest picture of you and/or Tim?

A:
I wish to the lord that I knew how.

by **Blackadder** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:11 pm

We all know Tim can do it without lips, can you do it without lips also?

by **Thrudvang** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:53 pm

Dear Eric,

Who would win in the Thunderdome, Bizzaro Batman or Normal Batman?

by **Aristagoras** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:57 pm

Mr. Wareheim:

South by Southwest next year: can I buy you two something delicious & expensive to dine upon when you're in Austin?

by **ThirstyPairOfPants** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:07 am

Dear Eric, my lord and savior,

If a train is leaving at 5 pm from Soviet Russia going at the unrelentingly slow speed 4mph and the conductor stops to shine a green apple for a few dollars. How long would it take for them to break it down like MC Hammer before they're captured by crazed Australians if the Aussies turn out to be one legged midgets named Greg?

Mutual Love,
jt.

by **joop** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:09 am

Dearest Eric,
Who took the cookies from the cookie Jar? was it tubgirl, or goetze

by **Rhynofive** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:48 am

When you are done having sex, which food do you crave?

...and you can't say weed.

by **DaveyWavey** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:29 am

Dear Eric,

Which do you prefer: Star Wars or Star Trek? Please list at least one reason why.

Rats off to ya,

DaveyWavey

by **devoted** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:04 pm

Hello Eric. I've been to a handful of [adultswim] parties and noticed you were at almost all of them. I understand you are there a lot to promote the show and such, but if you didn't have to do that, would you still go?

I saw you and Tim together and you looked like you were having a grand time, so I'm just curious if you were the party animal that I think you are.

Website · by **DaRealAlucard** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:48 pm

Humpers may be perhaps the greatest work to have ever existed on planet earth, what inspired you to make that masterpiece? and what made you pick what i feel is one of the most disturbing songs ever cotten eyed joe?

timandericism for LIFE!

by **kelsy** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:50 pm

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