A Kind Place to Introduce Yourself.

[dollar?!]

i too am new.i like listening to buckethead channel the souls of the dead chickens through his guitar instrument.he plays with puppets much like mr hart does on the show.buckethead's puppet's name is herbie and he is a severed head.he is the only puppet buckethead has.buckethead connects herbie to the electronics on his hand so that the voice chip in his finger can let herbie speak what he's been programmed to think,you see.

[Lothar_Brightblade]

Welcome dollar?!

[butterytimflavor]

Well, shirt. I posted a little return post in the What is Going on?! section. I s'pose mayhap it should have gone into this nice lil area here. So, I hope this doesn't count as artificial meat product thing.

Just giving a hearty little hello there to all the forumites out there in tim and ericville.


See you guys and gals aroond Kerbloosh

[Alekx]

dollar?!, I like your Buckethead getup.

Why, yes, hello there.
I haven't been on in ages.
Been too lazy to be on any forums.
TODAY I FELT COURAGE TO COME BACK.

I'm sure you all missed me more than anything.
It's okay, the world hasn't ended.
Just kidding. If anything, the boards probably
had more focus with my absence.



Also, I missed these emoticons.

[c-boy]

dollar?!, I like your Buckethead getup.

Why, yes, hello there.
I haven't been on in ages.
Been too lazy to be on any forums.
TODAY I FELT COURAGE TO COME BACK.

I'm sure you all missed me more than anything.
It's okay, the world hasn't ended.
Just kidding. If anything, the boards probably
had more focus with my absence.



Also, I missed these emoticons.

I missed you...

Welcome back guys.

[TemporaryWorker]

Hi, everyone. I'm back! I know everyone missed me the most because I was your favorite friend and better than anyone else. Sorry for saying all that stuff about your mom. Kim's okay, by the way. She just wont get up. Cody's not dead yet. Anyway...

I wrote a poem but nobody will listen so I figured I’d share it with you people. Everyone says I'm stupid but I don't think I'm very stupid. Please read my poem and like it. It took me a week to write it and I lost my job and two of my friends are now missing and the police are blaming me but I didn't do it. Please read this poem if you like it, that's all I'm asking. it's not like I'm asking for a million dollars. If you do have a million dollars I would like some money, though. If you don’t like it, then don’t read it. You need to like it if you're going to read it though.

And don't call me stupid. I'm not that stupid. Kim called me stupid once, but she never did it again.

It’s also a riddle! Whoever answers it gets a neat prize. HINT: The prize isn’t real.

Also, don’t read this if you’re angry ‘cause it will probably just make you angrier.


Cody and Kim, two of my friends
One of them’s cool, one of them’s dead
Cody is cool, except almost never
Kim’s kinda cute, but she’s so clever
Cody knows Kim, we know her together
Cody knows something I didn’t know ever

I saw Kim dancing
Except for that time
That word is a word
And that word wont rhyme

There’s this guy, he lives down the street
I saw him one time but we sure didn’t meet

Cody is cool so I know that he is
Kim’s cool too but I don’t know this
Should I say no or should I say yes
There’s a guy named Cody that I kinda miss

Kim might be dead
But not dead forever
Cody’s still cool but he’ll never forgive her

EDIT: It's been five minutes and no one is RESPONDING!!!! i'm getting afraid maybe you guys don't like my poem.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE MY POEM??? I WROTE if for you guys!!!! You NEED TO LIKE IT!!!!! I'm not angry but I will burn something!!!!!

Just ask Cody. He isn't so cool now, is he!!!??? Cody's not cool now!! I can burn ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Kim didn't like me either but now SHE'S not cool too!!!! I asked you nicely to read my poem so SOMEBODY NEEDS TO READ IT!!!!

I am going to burn this thing to the ground if someone doesn't respond in five minutes. Just ask Kim. Oh wait, you CAN'T cause Kim wont get up!! She wont even breath!!!! I asked her to eat but all she does is sleep!!!! I didn't do it!

Nobody better tell the police either. Cody tried and look at him now.

EDIT 2: You know I take all this time to write you guys this poem because I love you and nobody else will listen to me. I quit my job, I find these lifeless friends in the closet and I'm not even sure how they got there! Okay?

I don't know how they got there. And I wrote this poem but I don't remember writing it. I'm trying to share something with you guys because I thought maybe you were my friends.

I guess not. How am I supposed to feel? I quit my job to write this poem. And for what? Nobody listens. Nobody appreciates what I do. Only fire is my friend.

Fire is everyone's friend when it burns down the city. maybe I'll write a better poem and you guys will like me and think I'm cool.

Maybe Kim will start breathing again. I DIDN'T DO IT.

[hzn_brq]

you lost me at

Fire is everyone's friend when it burns down the city.

but then won me back at

I DIDN'T DO IT.

[BeastMode]

WUT

[Wearfare]

Besides, getting my account activated and all, I felt rather annoyed that it was left inactive for a least a week or a fortnight even, I had to e-mail one of the moderators/administrators regarding about it.

Anyways, let me introduce myself real quick, I'm Wearfare, I'm an artist (Well, I say I'm an artist anyway), I dig obscure tv shows, movies, games and stuff and I felt ashamed of myself after playing Team Fortress 2 on Steam.

P.S. I don't mind any of you guys spreading the love and praise on the recent Doctor that is Matt Smith, just don't spread that love to me...I went through the new with him and...it didn't work out. Just to let you know. (JTLUK)

Thanks for accepting me into the forum as a sibling of a forum user and I predict good shtick will happen to ya'll.

Bye for now!

[CosmicHalitosis]

Hey! I'm the one that emailed you. Glad you're here!

Not my place to apologize...but, thats shitty

Jump right in, bro!

[DinnerIsSwerved]

Hi there.
I was introduced to T&E Awesome Show not even a month ago and I'm already obsessed with everything T&E.
I thank my best friend every morning I wake up for introducing me to this awesome, zany, HILARIOUS duo.
So, hello Jefferton!

I'm a good lover.

[shanetheclassic]

Hi there.
I was introduced to T&E Awesome Show not even a month ago and I'm already obsessed with everything T&E.
I thank my best friend every morning I wake up for introducing me to this awesome, zany, HILARIOUS duo.
So, hello Jefferton!

I'm a good lover.

Welcome chiplette

Sound's like you have a pretty gnar best friend, he should join the boards as well

For Your Friendship

[Kidz4Satan]

Hello, big Tim and Eric fan here. I enjoy cruising on my skrateboard down the boardwalk to dulcet tunes.

*Edit - Fixed

[cabledustbin]

Hi!

[imnotclean]

Hello I'm Molly. I'd like to thanks snickers.com for supporting this blog site.

[MattLikesSpaghetti]

I'm fairly new here, but I haven't gotten the chance to introduce myself properly. Hi, everyone! I'm Matt. I dig surrealist comedy, punk rock music, gonzo journalism and bizarre campy movies, which I hope to someday make myself. It's great to be among my own kind.

[owlbarn]

Hi.

I'm Caroline and I've been a fan for a couple of months, now (I'm a late bloomer, I know).
As a student doing my third year of highschool, I'm hoping that I'll gain new experiences and become more involved in the community by joining this forum. Toronto is my hometown and my talents consist of making craptastic photoshopped images and fanart.
I'm hoping that I'll go very far in life.